blessed be the escape room
the news feed the fit bit
praise be to peggle
the pmv the online quiz
go gently through the mentions
the beer pong the blue blocking shades
the xanax the snorlax the ache
we feel in our necks in our backs
come back with pictures
of meals you ate
scroll them by us plate by plate
look down upon our self curation and smile
we were here peace be to playlist
called time for sex
the playlist called lonely thursday
called songs for when a father dies
blessed be the robot dog
who opened the door
and led us through
to this new place
praise be to the website called is today christmas?
no but one day yeah of course yeah
thank you for the weather apps
the sexts the snaps
thanks for the push notifications
the alerts the playback tones
I have come to praise the crocs TM
and off brand crocs TM alike
bless even our fingers as they hover
above our screens
deciding that to which we are willing
to lend our heart
blessed be the magic wand
the rabbit the egg
holy are the I almost died today
parentheses (emotional) clips
the one chip challenges
the bro do you even lifts
lift me up lord make me a plank
in the boardwalk of that jersey shore up in the sky
I will remember everything I saw here
I will like and I will subscribe