EMERGENCY:
my balls are out
at the opera
EMERGENCY:
Regis Philbin crashed
into my dad
EMERGENCY:
this hall is scary in the dark
EMERGENCY:
I’m peeing and farting
at once
like a king do
EMERGENCY:
Sometimes
Gary Busey cries
for no reason
EMERGENCY:
I somehow wound up playing bass guitar in a No Doubt cover band
and we just double booked Bar Mitzvahs, please advise
EMERGENCY:
your basement is haunted by poop ghosts
EMERGENCY:
this one just says “possum fuk”
I don’t know what that means