Shout out to all the Gregs
but not the Gregorys because
the word “gory” reminds me of
the Saw movies which I hate
and sure, that’s not the fault
of any one particular Gregory
but as a collective I just won’t
stand idly by having to think
about thankless revenge and
God absolutely 100% frick
that and frick you, Gregory,
you frickin dared me to
stick my head underwater
for as long as I possibly could
and I was a minute in when
I felt your palms press down
on my skull and your fingers
tighten around my nose, but
it was only a joke, yeah, okay
Gregory, I laughed then
like friends are supposed to
like almost getting killed and
after that I would talk to you
across the lunch table wanting
the whole time for your apple
to be mealy, your forever
to be a frickin bland slice.